Thursday, March 24, 2011

Thought You Might Like This - Words from my Aunt

Today's Market Activity

Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary.

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.

Cows steered into a bull market.

Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing.

Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.

Weights were up in heavy trading.

Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers
remain unchanged.

Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up.

Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at

Balloon prices were inflated. And, Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.

Invest wisely!



Dianna said...

Bananas that we eat can not reproduce themselves. Only wild bananas can.
Coke Cola originally had the now illegal drug, coke, listed as an ingredient.
Biodegradable baby diapers must be changed immediately, they degrade when wet,fast. No overnight sleepers here.
Last name were originally nick names or occupations, Ex: Rizzo, which comes from Ricci, means curly hair.

One Planet said...

Thanks Dianna!